Maybe you just stole a glance at Burt Reynold’s mustache. Or maybe Steve McQueen’s piercing eyes were drilling a hole into your skull from the boob tube. Maybe it was Barbara Eden casting her magic on you. Or Raquel Welch’s… everything. Like our heads, sometimes our hands get hot. Sometimes, you have naturally hot hands….
So you’ve been playing with your slime, having a grand ole time. Enjoying the amazing scents and smells when all of a sudden your slime is acting like Dad on Thanksgiving afternoon: passed out on the Laz-E boy, top button of his jeans loosened, and looking just a little… stuffed. Here at Retro, we call…
A long time ago in a galaxy far away, the slime industry standard for shipping was deli containers. Sounds fancy, right? When slime was starting to hit the scene, mom and pop slime makers were slinging slime out of their homes and storing and shipping slime with what was most convenient and easy. Slime shipping…
When I entered the slime world, I was like Bambi: so sweet and innocent. I knew nothing of the slime world. I thought everything was flowers and daisies and life was simple. You unpackage the slime. You play. Repeat. And sure, there’s no dark side to the slime world, but it is a little more…
It’s the start of Spring! It’s time to channel your inner Gidget and begin to worship your inner flower child. This is my favorite time of year. It’s time to open a window and air out your house from the cold winter. It’s time to plant some flowers and tell your kids to play outside….
My grandma wore a shade of Mary Kay lipstick that could only be described as orange. I’m sure she had been wearing it since Mary Kay’s inception in 1963. May that orange lipstick and Grammy rest in peace. Some things we love to see get discontinued– like that lipstick. I wore a very pricey Dior…
There are so many things that look like slime or feel like slime in nature. SNAILS Most often, when people think of nature slimes, they think of snails. Snail slime is actually mucus. The slime most associated with slugs and snails does a super important job. It helps these little guys move and groove. This…
Retro Slime Company is built on the concept of nostalgia. We want to take you back to simpler times, so you’ll notice most of our slimes remind you of times. Retro to us ends somewhere in the late 80s when computers started dialing up, and we were offered car phones. When I got my first…
When we remodeled my bathroom a few years ago, it took five people to get the cast iron bathtub out of the house and onto the lawn. It was heavy and awkward and built for an apocalypse. In the dead of summer, sitting in the bathtub on the front lawn, I watched the new plastic…
Join us on a journey through the moving pictures as we countdown our top 5 Slime-filled films (say that three times fast!). #5 THE FLY Before discussing slime in The Fly, let’s first talk about Jeff Goldblum. When I think about Jeff Goldblum, I often wonder where his shirt is. The Fly is a 1986…
